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Happy Birthday to Stan Parrish

Go shorty... it's my birthday

Go shorty... it's my birthday

Today is not the day to recap yesterday’s loss for the Cardinals, their third of the season, and yet again a disappointing performance. Tomorrow will be all about that loss. For today, we shall just say congrats to Army. Today, while not about the Army fiasco, is all about Stan Parrish, the Cardinals head coach, who is celebrating his 63rd birthday today. Happy Birthday, coach!

In case of a loss, Edge wrote a special haiku for today. We give it to you, coach… for your birthday.

Edge’s 0-3 Haiku
poop feces dung shit
cow-patty diarrhea
brown-snake crap turd log

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